Description

Experts agree: Any exercise is better than none. With that in mind, we offer:

*** Nerd Workout ***

Designed by a nerd, for a nerd, the Nerd Workout combines two of your favorite things -- expensive personal electronics and a rapid back-and-forth hand motion -- into something you can get away with calling a workout.

The main reason sedentary people don't get more exercise is not laziness, poor self-discipline or genetic disadvantage. It's because they can't do it with one hand while sitting down. With these people in mind, Nerd Workout was designed for convenience and ease of use. Just fire it up and start your workout. What could be easier than that? I mean, besides not doing it?

It relates your workout to calories burned and to portions of common (and not-so-common) foods.

"Nice workout. You just burned off 11% of a breath mint."

Everyone will know you're serious about working out because they'll hear the grunts and groans coming from the device while you're shaking it up and down. Of course, you can turn off the sound effects if you're too modest.

Be sure to switch hands now and then, so one arm doesn't get too much bigger than the other. (That brings all kinds of unwelcome attention. Trust me on this.)

FEATURES:
* Counts calories with each workout - customizable for your weight
* Remembers lifetime calories burned
* Relates calorie counts to portions of common (and not-so-common) foods
* "Heavy lifting" sound effects (may be turned off)