I'm a calendar. I'm banned in three countries. Let's do this.
So here's the deal. You'll fire me up and I'll make some sort of mockery of who you are and what you hold dear. Then I'll insert hilariously inappropriate events into your daily schedule. You'll probably then tell a friend about me. If you come back again tomorrow, we'll do it all over again.
Click the buy button and let's get to it, shall we? Quit being cheap, I'm 99 cents.
